1
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Let's get out of here Thelma.

2
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Okay Louise.

3
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[Humming]

4
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Hey, what's this thing?

5
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[Moaning]

6
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Oh wow.

7
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Huh?

8
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Woo.

9
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Hmmm..

10
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Woo, woo, woo!

11
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Huh?

12
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[Laughter]

13
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[Gasp] Dear lord.

14
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Yeah, you're the king Homer!

15
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King of the neighborhood.

16
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Can you believe Marge ...

17
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[Chattering]

18
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Hello.

19
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Yes, this is the original Homer Simpson.

20
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Who's this?

21
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The Debbie Pinson? Who was the homecoming queen at high school?

22
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Yes I'm still available.

23
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No he's not.

24
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Hmmm...

25
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You can sleep on the couch tonight.

26
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Can't you yell at me now and get it over with?

27
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No. I'm going to parcel my anger out over the next few days and weeks.

28
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Jabbing at you just when you seem the most content.

29
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[Groan]

30
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Lucky there's a family guy...

31
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They must think people will watch anything.

32
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Tonight Eye On Springfield takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhauer, Bush and Clinton.

33
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Did fooling around on their wives make them great?

34
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We'll find out next when we play, Hail to the Cheat.

35
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Hmmm....

36
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Oh Homer, I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you.

37
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[Growl]

38
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I do keep it together.

39
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[Laughter]

40
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[Moaning]

41
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[Gasp]

42
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Oh baby.

43
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[Angry Groan]

44
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Hiya!

45
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[Screaming]